Give Me the Money

 By Nate Feldman

 Carlos gave his friend Sam $100 one month ago.  Carlos wants Sam to give the money back.  He goes to Sam's house.

Sam: Hey Carlos.  How are you?  Come in.

Carlos: Where is my money?

Sam: What money?

Carlos: I gave you $100 last month.  Please give it back. 

Sam: I can give you $25 now, and I'll give the rest next month.  I promise.

Carlos: I want it all now.

Sam: Come on man.  Give me a break.  I'm having problems now.  Take it easy on me. 

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

I'm the Boss!

Zack comes into the office of the school director.   Zack: Hey Mr. Director.  I thought I passed my level last month. Director: Well, apparently you didn't.   Zack: But, my teacher told me I did. Director: I'm the boss!  Zack: Actually, you are more than the boss.  You are sky, the moon, and the stars.  You are the king of this school in fact.  You are everything!  But, why did I not pass? Director: I'm the boss!  Zack: Great!  I know you're the boss, but why did I not pass the level? Director: You failed your final exam. Zack: Then, why did my teacher tell me I passed if I didn't. Director: I'm the boss! 
Read more
Someone Took My Wallet By Nate Feldman It is a normal day at the police station. Officer Richards is sitting behind his desk. He is having a cup of coffee and taking it easy. Suddenly, a man comes into the station. He is distressed. “Officer,” he says. “Someone took my wallet.” “OK,” the officer says. “Where did this happen?” “I was taking the train to work,” the man says. “When I got off the train, my wallet wasn’t there. Someone took it.” “OK,” says officer Richards. “Are you sure someone took it? Maybe it fell out.” “No, there was a man taking the train with me. He ran into me. He put his hands on me and said he was sorry. I think he took the wallet then .” “ OK,” replies officer Richards. “Did you take a picture of him with your phone or something?” “No, unfortunately not,” answers the man. “This case may take time to solve then,” says officer Richards.
Read more